Real Women Don't Have Hot Flushes Porcelain Heart – Funny Menopause Gift

Some days the menopause needs a sense of humour. This porcelain heart brings one.

"Real women don't have hot flushes, they have power surges."

A smooth white porcelain heart printed with a cheeky, kind message and a tiny heart, finished with a natural cord for hanging. Hang it on a door handle, a kitchen shelf, a mirror or a desk drawer, wherever she needs a smile on a warm day.

It's the kind of gift that says "I get it, and you're doing brilliantly" without needing a long conversation. Funny, never unkind, and all about her strength.

Who is it for?

• A friend, sister or mum going through the menopause or perimenopause
• A colleague who needs a laugh (and the office window open)
• A 50th birthday gift with a wink
• Anyone who would rather laugh than complain

Details

• Material: porcelain
• Size: approx. 8.5 x 9.5 x 0.5 cm
• Colour: white with black printed text
• Comes with a natural hanging cord
• Arrives with a free SHB Studio message card for the occasion

Is this a good menopause gift?

Yes, for someone who likes a gentle joke. It's small and light-hearted, so it lifts the mood without making a big thing of it. Pair it with a pair of soft bamboo socks or a candle holder for a little "you've got this" care package.

What can I write in a card with a menopause gift?

• "Power surges and all, you're still amazing."
• "Sending you a cool breeze and a big hug."
• "Just a little reminder that you're stronger than you feel today."

Porcelain is delicate, so please handle with care.